Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Anarchy Is Love?

I've been seeing this statement a lot lately, so much that I have been bothered to write this on Crassmas eve, such a Grinch I am. Yes, so apparently some Anarchists supposedly influenced too much by Infoshop and Emos are continuously stating this shit non-stop and then like run around holding hands and singing in the streets with flowers and spray paint in hand crying out and spraying on walls "Anarchy Is Love" or the infamous Anarchy-Love symbol such as these:

They make my fucking stomach churn. I can feel my bowel going up my throat! What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? Love? Omfg. No, dipshits, Anarchy is NOT love. First the Punk scene was mainstreamed and correlated with the Emo scene, and now this fucking trainwreck? I'd like to find out what thought of this and strangle it with it's own intestines. Yes, I called it an it. Is a human being capable of doing such a horrid thing? No. Absolutely not. They call it "Lovarchy".The bastards...

God this fucking shit is appalling, it's a butchery and a "fuck you" to every revolutionary and every person who gave his life to the cause. "Anarchy is love" my ass, if it calls to it we'll be setting bombs not throwing flowers and playing the guitar on the streets while holding hands and singing kumbafuckingya. Now some of you will want to defend it by saying, "...But don't you love people and love the toiling masses?" No, dipshits, I don't love anyone or anything for that matter. Why then do I care about others? It's because of mutual respect, human dignity, pity, and trying to right what's wrong not because I 'love' a certain thing. Do the world a favor and jump off a cliff or die peacefully in a meadow before you get mauled by some rabid dog and churned into feces if you're lucky. If not, you'll be turned into melting diarrhea which will then help plants to grow. Yes, that's your love, go 'love' over there and leave the real thinking and acts for actual people who can differentiate between an ideology which has passed through decades of wars, conflicts, and protests to now be slandered by a bunch of incompetent Emo-haired teenagers that have nothing better to do than go prancing about and spray painting "LOVE" on the fucking walls.

Some of you who may have continued reading this would ask, "What do you suggest then?". What I suggest is that any relations between Peace/Love and Anarchy be severed at all costs. Peace and love cannot coexist -or better even: achieve Anarchy- with Anarchism, unless you're some reformist scum who hasn't learned from the past 200 years that we can achieve shit through peace, especially if it's a total Social Revolution which will be defended by your dear loving fat bourgeois pigs by any means necessary. They've done it once, they'll do it again. Touch their assets, and they'll burn the fucking earth to the ground. They'll protect their profits by any means necessary, the only way to chop off their filthy hands off the means of production is by grabbing a fucking axe, not skipping in the streets, holding hands, and blowing fucking bubbles (yes, some dipshits did blow bubbles at cops).

When I hear the word "Anarchy", I want to imagine dead pigs, pigs on fire, or bleeding pigs, NOT LOVE AND JOINED HANDS! IT'S WORSE THAN ATTENDING A CHURCH SERMON!

This image makes my balls retract... The audacity...

Edit: Oh and fuck Anime.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Speed Limit In Lebanon?

BEIRUT: The Internal Security Forces (ISF) have asked everyone to observe the speed limit and announced that it had recently installed speed radars.

A statement from the ISF added that the radars will be activated and begin recording violations Monday.

According to the statement, those who are caught by the radars “will be notified at [their] place of residence in accordance with notification procedures.”

The radars are part of a national campaign to clamp down on road violations after a particularly grisly series of road fatalities last month and generally loose enforcement of traffic regulations.

The equipment has been installed in secret locations, with no checkpoints marking positions, and violating vehicles will be photographed and referred to regional authorities for notification.

Individuals will be able to check whether they have received a speeding ticket by visiting the website www.isf.gov.lb, beginning mid-November and entering their vehicle registration number.


The installation of the radar equipment was previously announced by Interior Minister Ziyad Baroud, who said in a news conference that the ministry had received $2.5 million to purchase the devices. However, he revealed that the ministry still required an additional $12 million to continue financing the project. – The Daily Star

The new measures were not warmly welcomed in the southern coastal city of Sidon, where a number of radars have already been activated.

In south Lebanon, six radars have been set up from Sidon’s southern entrance until Tyre’s northern entrance, in addition to several speed guns on the Marjayoun-Nabatieh road.

The speed limit on these roads ranges between 80 and 100 kilometers per hour, although some signs were vandalized to indicate 180 kilometers per hour.

Nonetheless, some drivers argue that authorities needed to focus on more important road violations.

“How about trucks overloaded with cargo that might fall at any time?” asked Maarouf al-Halabi. “Radars are important but some violations are more worth the effort.”

Salim al-Gharbi seemed skeptical about the new measures, saying, “Stopping violations in Lebanon is like heating cow milk. It boils for a while and then subsides.”

Some drivers said it might be difficult to catch violators. They explained that some vehicles were legally purchased but remained registered under the name of their first owner.

“Should the seller be held responsible for the buyer’s mistakes?” asked Daoud Nassar.

“And if the original owner was dead, would they follow him to his grave?” he added. – Mohammed Zaatari


That's from The Daily Star. And I'm reporting from the fucking asylum.


ضاف: "ان قيمة محضر ضبط مخالفة السرعة في قانون السير الحالي 50 الف ليرة، اما مشروع قانون السير الجديد فتبدأ قيمة هذه المخالفة بـ50 الف ليرة وصولا الى خمسة ملايين حتى الحبس، ومنع السائق من القيادة حتى ستة اشهر تبعاً لمخالفة السرعة الزائدة"

And then there's this:


The installation of the radar equipment was previously announced by Interior Minister Ziyad Baroud, who said in a news conference that the ministry had received $2.5 million to purchase the devices. However, he revealed that the ministry still required an additional $12 million to continue financing the project. – The Daily Star



I bet you have undoubtedly heard the phrase "ayre bi hal balad", now you have a reason why. Kes ekhta shou manyake, $14.5 million FUCKING DOLLARS!? I MEAN FUCK ME SIDEWAYS AND CALL ME TIPSY! WHAT THE FUCK!? WLOK AYRE BI 7AREEM HAL BALAD! First they had implemented a law about fucking "boxer-showing" and "ear-piercing" fines, and now this.


This is what we call FUBAR -Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition-. It's not that I hate speeding limits, it's because they've set up FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLAR cameras just to fuck us up and extort all the money they can get their fucking hands on. I mean FUCK, our wage is barely 100,000-1,000,000LL per month, and that's "normal" worker's wage and the fine's variable from 50,000LL (first few months) to 5,000,000 FUCKING LL! WHAT THE FUCK!? Oh oh oh, let's NOT forget the smoking laws... Oh no, let's not forget that... Next thing's going to be some taxes on the amount of frikken "oxygen" inhaled! I'm practically being forgiving and tolerant when I say "oxygen" because I assure you, that fucking fog over Beirut is NOT A FUCKING CLOAKING DEVICE!


Fucking shit is this? First of all, it's WAY FUCKING over what any of us "workers" get paid, hell my cousin get paid 1,000,000 exactly at Nestlé, I used to get paid 300,000LL, and a friend of mine gets paid 700,000LL. Now the question arises... Where the FUCK AM I GOING TO GET THEIR FUCKING FIVE MILLION FROM!? Sell my fucking kidneys!?


Now as the amount of extor-I mean "rightfully paid" money increases and the amount of broke families with no more source of income increases, the crime rate will drastically fall, no more will their be any beggars under the Dora (Dawra) bridge, nor will there be any deficit in the economy, and of course there won't be any more graduates and families leaving the country. I guess they planned it all out, who the fuck are we anyway? We're merely expendable "loyal" citizens of the almighty "Republic" of Lebanon, we'll eat shit one way or another.


Nonetheless, some drivers argue that authorities needed to focus on more important road violations.“How about trucks overloaded with cargo that might fall at any time?” asked Maarouf al-Halabi. “Radars are important but some violations are more worth the effort.”

Some drivers said it might be difficult to catch violators. They explained that some vehicles were legally purchased but remained registered under the name of their first owner.

“Should the seller be held responsible for the buyer’s mistakes?” asked Daoud Nassar.

“And if the original owner was dead, would they follow him to his grave?” he added. – Mohammed Zaatari


Read this. That's what the fuck the government should be doing. IMPROVE THE FUCKING ROADS, or wait, if that's too much of a burden then PLEASE GET YOUR FUCKING CARGO TRUCKS OFF OUR ROADS! I bet you've seen one of those trucks while you were out on the road, big yellow trucks with iron rods/boulders clinging from the sides with no restrains whatsoever to hold them in place. Of course, they can't stop that from happening, but they CAN spend 14 fucking million on radars. WLOK AYRE BI 7AMRINTKON! Min wein ejoule hole!? Instead of actually fixing shit, they break it beyond all belief. No wonder the country hasn't advance since its independence in the 40's, the army is still using fucking discontinued, outdated, and decommissioned fucking HUEYS! OH MY FUCKING LORD! They were even bragging about their HAWKER HUNTERS from the 50's! Which I remind you, during one of their flybys last year, one of them almost hit the school flag pole. No kidding. Nearly missed it by a few inches. THAT'S HOW MUCH IT SUCKS! Damn it, I bet if it flew a bit higher it would fucking implode.


I say it again, and again, instead of fixing the god damn roads they could have

  • Taught the illiterate,
  • Fed the poor,
  • Reissued obligatory driving lessons,
  • Bought a fucking ELECTRICITY GENERATOR,
  • Built some FUCKING ROAD BRIDGES (have you seen/heard of how many people are being killed and decaptiated everyday whilst attempting to cross the freeway - if we can call it that, more likely an off-road track- ? I bet you have.)
  • Or even releasing the IMEWE internet connection

But no, they wanted radars.


That's like giving me a hundred bucks for taking my mother to a hospital for treatment, (for example) yet you watch me as I waste it on fucking caviar!


Everyone that's mentioning this issue is saying "byistehalo! khaliyon yit3alamo swe2a!" (They deserve it, let them learn how to drive!), "hek badon kabse", or "yo2borne Zizo Baroud shu cute w mahdoum, yay!" (Yes, I literally heard that). Thing is, the "byistehalo" and "badon" (which means THEY (the others/Lebanese) parts actually excludes the sayer. As if the retard who said that isn't included in the Lebanese population, isn't the one speeding, isn't the one breaking the law, isn't being said the same thing about by another guy, and is a law-abiding Lebanese citizen. (Lolwut?) The Lebanese pester me with their pathetic nonsense, as if they're (themselves) the good and law abiding citizens while the others are the fucking cunts who are pissing on their parade. Please, don't tell me you haven't experienced this situation.


The speed limit on these roads ranges between 80 and 100 kilometers per hour, although some signs were vandalized to indicate 180 kilometers per hour.

80 to 100 kilometers on a freeway, kes ekhta shou 3al 7mar? How the hell do they expect me to get fom Tripoli to Beirut and back at 100 kilometers per hour on a 24/7 crowded street (yes). It took me EXACTLY an hour to get from Jounieh (near the Casino) to the highway. And that's "Ba7riyé". Now as for the 180 vandalized part, then fuck you people, instead of spraying on a fucking roadsign, grab a fucking stone and fucking throw it at one of those radars. This here answers the question of what would a Lebanese do with a nuclear bomb: he'll paint it. Yes, he won't even try defusing it, he'll just paint it and write "durrr 180 kilometers durrr".


The equipment has been installed in secret locations, with no checkpoints marking positions, and violating vehicles will be photographed and referred to regional authorities for notification.

Eh, "secret locations" my ass. Two big solar panels the size of a fucking windshield with a black orb camera on a 10 meter tall pole, no wonder the fucking army lost every SINGLE WAR!


I'll post pictures when I get some. From now on, I'll grab a camera wherever I go. The shit has finally hit the fucking fan and drowned us all.

i

Note: I used the word "fuck" 41 times or so.



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Edit: People are now using "radar detectors" of some sorts as apps for cellulars. But be warned:

قباني: من يحمل خلويا لكشف مكان الرادار سيغرم 3 ملايين ليرة


Monday, September 13, 2010

ObjectiveMinistries.org

Oh... My... Fucking... God... What the hell is happening to people these days? Seriously.

This websites spews more bullshit than a bull with a bad case of diarrhea. I mean, hot damn...

NOV 27, 2004: TARGETING SATAN

Target inc. have stopped allowing the Salvation Army to collect money outside their stores this Christmas season. This sudden change in policy was done in the name of "fairness" to other charities, but we are starting to suspect that Target has been infiltrated by anti-Christian forces bent of subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general.

Case in point: OBJECTIVE

cult expert Dr. Troy Franklin has discovered that Target has started to offer for sale Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible. Dr. Franklin informs us this "Bible" is really a cryptic manual for overthrowing Western Christian culture and eventually sacrificing Christian babies to demons. The book is given a 3.5 out of 5 star rating on the Target web site, with reviewers actually complaining that it is "not extreme enough" and that Mr. LaVey has a "good basis" but that he "took what had been a brutal cult ritualistic religon, and toned it down for the avg. 13 yr old" [sic] -- yes, that came from a pro-Satanism review! (Also note how Target's hellish red logo is eerily similar in general form to the pentagrammic cover illustration on the "Bible." Is this merely a coincidence?)

We are only left to wonder just what sort of people frequent Target stores? Certainly not us any longer!

Lol? Are you people fucking kidding me? Just because they did not allow your "Holy Charity", which promotes Christianity with everything they do meaning that this is a propaganda organization rather than a "charity" when it comes to its activities, they even give away bibles when they "help" the needy. I'll reply/comment in parts:

"...we are starting to suspect that Target has been infiltrated by anti-Christian forces bent of [sic] subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general."

Oh really? Is that website really written by 40+ year old right-wing Christians, or has that website been infiltrated by anti-logical (I know it's "illogical", but I changed it for the emphasis) inbred monkey forces [hell] bent on subverting salvific organizations and Christianity in general!? Oh my. That claim is derived solely due to Target disallowing the Salvation Army from "accepting" (roughly worded, meaning "donate or burn in hell, infidel") donations from customers. That's like building a lemonade stand, or hell, fucking Walmart right on Target's fucking doorstep without allowing any complaints from Target. Psh.

"Cult expert Dr. Troy Franklin has discovered that Target has started to offer for sale Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible. Dr. Franklin informs us this "Bible" is really a cryptic manual for overthrowing Western Christian culture and eventually sacrificing Christian babies to demons."

They even consulted a cult expert because Target disallowed the Salvation Army from taking "donations"... Uhm... WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!? I mean, what ingenuity, what intelligence, what cunning these men have, that's like consulting a Psychiatric because you've not been allowed to open a lemonade stand. They even attacked Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible, oh interesting I bet they think it's an anti-Christianity theist-worshiping cult bent on summoning demons in tombs and mausoleums. Anton Lavey Satanism deals with no theist, but focuses on egocentrism and self-importance and need over others, even if that is autistic it cannot be condemned or called "demonic" or even a "cryptic manual for overthrowing Western Christian culture and" WHAT THE FUCK? "sacrificing Christian babies to demons"!? Oh my fucking lord! Anton LaVey and his cult are sacrificing Christian babies to demons? Wow. I mean, really... Wow. I bet they haven't even read or even taken a look at any of the concerned and suspected material they attack. Even the Black Bible is not a demonic book hell-bent on overthrowing any Western cultures nor sacrificing Christian babies to demons as far as I know. Even if this were true, would Target actually sell this? I doubt it. I know a couple of "Satanists" by definition, not those "demon summoning fairy tale figures", they actually belong to Anton LaVey's cult.

"The book is given a 3.5 out of 5 star rating on the Target web site, with reviewers actually complaining that it is "not extreme enough" and that Mr. LaVey has a "good basis" but that he "took what had been a brutal cult ritualistic religon, and toned it down for the avg. 13 yr old" [sic] -- yes, that came from a pro-Satanism review!"

I'm not commenting on the rating, don't care much about it, but I'm commenting about the other part. Yes, of course it is not extreme enough, since as I suspect the author of the article I'm quoting did not even read said book in the first place and yet, attacked it. But of course, it is not extreme enough as said by that "pro-Satanism" [sic] review, since as I priorly said, the book and said cult do not include any summoning of sorts as far as I'm aware, although I have come across a book once dabbling with the sorts. OP thinks the books is about demons, reviewer being a "pro-Satanist reviewer" expected it to contain demons and the sorts. That's why everything is confused up, thanks to OP of course.

"(Also note how Target's hellish red logo is eerily similar in general form to the pentagrammic cover illustration on the "Bible." Is this merely a coincidence?)"

That author is really awe-inspiring. In the bad sort. It is truly sad that mankind has fell so deep into utter ignorance that he cannot relate the name "Target" with the actual logo of a "target", thus making the simplified and apparent logo of the Target shops, but no, the bastard wants to relate it to a Satanic pentagram asking if this is merely a coincidence. Wow, I am truly appalled by the sheer ignorance and stupidity of this writer. Here's the logo in question:

OMFG it looks EXACTLY the same thing!!!!! REPENT!!1!one!

And the author:

A satanist! Wait, no that's the expert anti-cultist.

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MISSION ALERT: HAITI NEEDS SOLAR-POWERED AUDIO BIBLES

A special message from Faith Comes By Hearing:

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Right now, Haitians are afraid to go inside whatever is left of their homes. They are fearful of aftershocks or further collapse. Masses of people are sitting outside, on the curbs and under homemade shelters.

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The Proclaimer® is a rugged, self-powered audio Bible that can broadcast the New Testament in the jungle, desert, or even on the moon! For $157, one Haitian Creole Proclaimer® can produce enough comforting decibels of Gospel to be clearly heard by 300 homeless and injured people.

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Lol? Yeah, that's what they needed, $157 solar-powered Bible-preaching radios. In a crisis. Right. I'd like to imagine what this guy would do if he got stranded in the desert with no food and water, will he adapt by fasting just as Jesus did, look for food and water, or will he buy a $157 solar-powered Bible-preaching radio? Find out in the next pathetic post on www.objectiveministries.org! Help Haitians get rid of the bonds of Voodoo and Satanism by buying them a $157 radio instead of food and water!

So much for survival, good thing Christianity does not rule the world else we would be given $157 solar-powered Bible-preaching radios instead of field rations and rifles. 'nuff said about this part, it's too much of a self-ridicule to be mocked. XD

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A Proposal For A Design Change To The U.S. Flag:

"The Flag of the United States of America (see right) is a symbol that is recognized around the World. But is it doing enough to represent our Nation and our Values? Unfortunately, I am afraid that in the current socio-political climate -- both global and domestic -- it isn't, and that a design change is needed.

The current design, although obviously beautiful and rich in the pageantry of American history, doesn't fully convey the nature of our Nation to today's ignorant people. In years past, additional information about America and the Values we hold dear would be supplied via our schools and media, allowing our citizens to associate the Flag with these cultural and social facts. However, nowadays these institutions can't be trusted as they have come under the sway of the Secular Elite and more often than not spew the virus of anti-Americanism rather than healthy civic instruction. As such, the confused American citizen of today doesn't know what to associate Old Glory with, and is just as likely to want to burn it as to pledge his allegiance to it. Furthermore, those few still in the know who take the time to pledge their allegiance are under pressure from decadent Secular forces to divorce the symbol of our Nation from He Who makes our Nation strong and righteous: The Lord, Almighty God.

For these reasons, we need to make a design change to our Flag, the most visible symbol of our Nation, so that we can educate the ignorant and keep our citizens focused on our cultural values without being led astray by hate-filled, anti-American and anti-Christian demagogues.

Here, then, is our proposed new design:

The thirteen stripes that represent the thirteen founding colonies are now presided over by a single, large stripe of pure, Heavenly white. Across this stripe is emblazoned in a royal blue the name of He from Whom our Nation's providence flows. The stripe's position above the field of stars is also symbolic, showing the transcendency of His throne in Heaven over the Universe. Besides the symbolism, the design forms a clear rebus, allowing even the most abjectly hebetudinous of our citizens to learn and remember that we are "One Nation, Under God".The idea of altering one of our national symbols -- indeed, our most cherished one -- may seem to some unnatural; however, this design change would actually be a natural continuance of the program of making explicit our Nation's relationship to God using simple yet powerful additions to already existing American institutions and ceremonial forms.d ceremonial forms. Brave Chrisrave ian members of our government have been conducting this program in the face of staunch opposition from Atheistic and anti-Christian forces for almost 150 years, starting with the addition of "In God We Trust" on U.S. currency in 1864 and continuing on with the addition of "Under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954 and the making of "In God We Trust" the National Motto in 19561. While these latter two additions were made during the Cold War to let our Communist enemies -- both abroad and lurking in our Homeland -- know that they were on the losing side, our proposed addition to the Flag is meant mainly to combat the unnatural and ahistorical turn to un-Godliness which has infected a portion of our Nation. In all cases, the drive behind these additions amounts to the simple principle of "truth in advertising", and, as such, they should not be considered true alterations, but merely clarifications of previously unstated Truths"

You read that right, they want to change the US flag. I don't mind that really, but it's plain ugly, stupid, and looks like a Photoshoppery done by a 3 year old. I mean, let's be creative and change our country's flag! How? Just add the word "God" in plain blue text on a plain blue background and take pride in it! Like this:

My version
Their version.
Anarchist version. (Uber alles)

Major Freddy Welborn, warrior for the Lord Jesus Christ currently serving with the 3rd Infantry Division Civil Military Operations (Governance) in Baghdad Iraq, is being persecuted by Atheists who have filed a frivolous lawsuit against him. The lawsuit seeks to keep Major Welborn from freely practicing his religious calling to preach the Gospel of God to service men and women in Iraq -- including so-called "Atheists" holding "meetings" on government property.

We don't need our brave Christian soldiers worrying about their assets being seized by Atheist lawyers back home while fighting on the front line. This vexatious distraction will only cost lives and help the terrorists win. I know I and my fellow Christians didn't help defeat the Godless Soviets just so Atheist fifth-columnists could undo all our hard-won religious freedoms! I urge all Christians to write their representative and demand that emergency legislation be swiftly enacted to protect Christians in uniform from religious persecution via the courts.

Warriors for the Lord Jesus Christ, behold! These Atheists are condemning fellow servicemen of thy Lord, Jesus Christ, from abruptly preaching to random people without their consent even if they refuse, let us stop this fallacy now and demand permission to be allowed to preach to whoever we want, be it those Godless Commies, Afghanis, and even pack mules! Repent! REPENT! REPENT!!!!1!one!!

Right, so not only they claimed to have fought Godless Soviets, which is untrue, rather a very small contingent of American and British troops have "fought" (defending supply lines) from Statist Bolsheviks during the 1920s-1930s, other than that, him claiming to have bravely fought and defeated Soviets (Russian working class union(s)) is false, he didn't even know who he was fighting, poor soldier.

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Let us not forget the laughable and pathetic Kidz section. I highly recommend, no I DEMAND that you check it out. I mean what the hell were they smoking up their asses?

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

Biggest Cross In The World and Idiots

Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously are you fucking kidding me? The biggest cross in the world... Oh my fucking god, just when I thought building the biggest Taboulé dish or the biggest pizza in the world was stupid, but now this. Not only will it not change a single thing in the whole world, even in Lebanon, but it costed one million dollars. ONE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CROSS!? That's like a golden gem-encrusted middle finger directed at all non-Christians and normal people alike. For non-Christians, it's a "we got a bigger symbol than you do, take that! Dur!" and for the normal people which includes the starving people of every single country who id not even benefit or care about this "achievement" of the still as proven yet again, the ignorant passive Lebanese idiots, or shall I call them sheep? Sheep would not even be a decent word to describe such an ill-thinking, stupid, and just plain sick people, no wonder they haven't improved anywhere in the past 70 years of their independence, hell them being under English or French rule would have been safer for everyone.

Yes folks, this is as ridiculous as this http://objectiveministries.org/gametheory/orbitalcrossalpha.html (I mean, check his website, a damn idiot I can't believe this is for real, seriously take a look: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ Fucking brainwash.) person here who wants to send a cross to space. Yes. Yes, you read that right, the monkey brained lunatic wants to send a cross to space. Why? Christian bigotry of course, first religion to send a holy symbol to space.

"Arthur Blessitt — who is famous for carrying a large wooden cross through every nation, traveling around the Earth 1½ times — devised a plan to launch a small cross made from his large one, along with a copy of the Bible on microfilm and two Jesus stickers, into a polar orbit so that it would pass over the heads of every person on the planet."

"On August 3, 2008, the Falcon 1 rocket operated by Space Exploration Technologies Corporation (SpaceX) carrying Blessitt's cross was successfully launched but failed to reach orbit, causing the loss of all payloads, including the cross. On his site, Blessitt expressed optimism over this partial success, saying: "However the cross from the cross I've carried around the world did go up 134 miles! Glory!"

Yeah, that's like throwing a turd 134 miles into the sky then fall down. Glory! Oh and it continues to show how a bunch of idiots they are, they prefered a lost wooden stick over a person's lost remains.

"When the MSM (Mainstream Secular Media) reported on Falcon 1's failure, they focused on the loss of the cremated remains of James Doohan, an actor who played "Scotty" on the Secular TV show Star Trek, rather than Blessitt's more important payload. In fact, the Media didn't report on the cross payload at all, either before or after the failed orbital delivery...

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I propose launching into polar orbit a cross of significant dimensions, with a sun-reflecting surface that will be easily visible in the night sky to the naked eyes of unbelievers. This space-age testimonial will fly over Communist China, Mussulmanned Saudi Arabia, Hindooed India, Godless France, and all other nations in need of the simple yet profound message of Christ's sacrifice and His offer of Salvation. All the people of the world will see it shine, like a beacon of hope on the runway of the aircraft carrier of the night sky, an omnipresent reminder of the Lordship of Jesus over our world.

Unlike Mr. Blessitt's plan, mine will require a more elaborate cross design and access to more costly launch services, as it would necessarily require multiple single-payload launches. Fortunately I feel that my connections within the Department of Defense will help bring this plan to fruition...

...The electrical systems will include computer and control systems necessary for repositioning the cross should it need to avoid orbital debris, and also to realign it so as to aim its reflected glory at target nations during times of spiritual warfare. (Imagine, if you will, a pitched battle between our brave forces and the Islamofascists, when, seemingly out of nowhere, a giant reflection of a cross sweeps across the battlefield. At that moment of revelation the Islamofascists will see the error of their ways, drop their arms, and surrender — not to Islam, but to Christ! Bloodshed averted and new souls won. Such will be the power of Orbital Cross Alpha.)"

"Orrbital Cross Alpha will be an integral part of our campaign to win the hearts and souls of the unsaved people who are at risk, through their ignorance of the Gospel, of becoming terrorists, and is therefore necessary for our national defense and to win the War on Terror.Therefore, it is imperative that funding for OCA should be added to the DoD's counterterrorism and psyops budget.resident Bush has already started the process of moving our nation away from NASA's Darwinistic space program — which seeks to prove the Godless "Big Bang" and laughable "microbes to Marsmen" theories — towards a program based on righteous Interplanetary Manifest Destiny. The The planned bases on the Moon and Mars are important for the future conquest of our solar system, but we have no real need for space telescopes and the like. After all, anything we need to know about the extrasolar Heavens can be discovered via Biblical exegetics. If not being diverted to our Moon and Mars base missions, funds used for these pointlessly unbiblical, and socially unhealthy, programs would be better spent on a giant orbital cross.And if we must, we can always slap a zooming camera on the back of it and call it a "space telescope platform" to appease the foolish interests of the star-obsessed unbelievers at NASA."

The culprit in question.

Yes, that's a true right-wing Christian right there. They make me want to puke, and please, since when is America a "Holy stronghold of Christianity"? Seriously. Oh and don't forget those Godless Snail-Eating French! Those bastards!


Orbital Cross Alpha project proposed by this guy, "Diamond" Jack.... Ya manyak.

"CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION ALERT: Cross on the Moon Denied Tax-Exempt Status

Mar. 7, 2010 — Cross on the Moon Foundation (COM), a non-profit organization dedicated to the private launch of a space vehicle carrying a Christian Cross to be placed on the Moon, has been denied 501 (c)-3 status by the IRS. The reasons given by the IRS are unclear and seemingly contradict the granting of 501 (c) status to other organizations -- namely the Lunar X Prize Foundation -- engaged in similar private, Secular space missions.

UPDATE Apr. 5, 2010: COM has updated their site with wonderful news. Our intercessory prayers have convinced God to alter the mind of the IRS agent overseeing COM's case and he is now allowing the case to be reopened following a minor change in COM's by-laws. Glory! But COM also still needs our help in the form of donations.Don't give the confused Atheists the opportunity to further mock our Lord by forcing COM to compromise with a mere rover decal. Dig deep in your pockets so the Moon Cross may loom magnificent in our night skies."

As you can see here, prayer saved the day once again! "Our intercessory prayers have convinced God to alter the mind of the IRS agent" ((Lol, stalamou lal eir XD ))

Please, check out his awesome website for more comedic failures never seen before in an unintentional matter, and thus seeing the true light of His words and way! Repent! Repent and you will be saved! The end is nigh, His glory will shine upon us all!

Yes, that's what they're trying to do. Idiots with a golden halo. Right, back to topic, the Lebanese cannot and I repeat CAN NOT stop spewing their so-called patriotism about how their 1,000,000 dollar cross is the biggest in the world, that's like being proud of having the biggest tumor in the world, or the biggest (insert something that nobody really cares about or changes nothing much here).

Those 1,000,000 dollars could have been used to feed the poor, open a field or two of livestock or crops, buy some new generators for the sodding EDL, improve the off-road terrain we call a highway, or even buy a plot of land and build homes for the homeless. But no. The idiots want to spend it on a cross in some middle of nowhere mountain top to claim their victory of ignorance, apathy, and indirect "we own this lands, you infidels" to the country as a whole. It is a big "fuck you" to the community, a big "fuck you" to the whole world, a big "fuck you" to every homeless and needy person there is. I cannot stop expressing my anger and disbelief at this erroneous event of sheer indirect ill-will and plain stupidity of the Lebanese people. Yet, they still take pride in what they have done, really they do. They claim that it entered the Guinness book. So what? At what fucking cost? A million dollar cross is worth the lives of so many people? Is a million dollar cross an alternative to people's live? Is it? I bet for you it is, oh Lebanese. You cannot suffice of your bigotry when buying your new E-90-ayre or your new Georgio Armani (made in Syria types), oh no, you have to build the biggest cross in the world to show off at the expense of numerous lives. For you Christians, this is a complete violation of one of the most severe of the Seven Deadly Sins: Pride. Let me quote: "In almost every list Pride (Latin, superbia), or hubris, is considered the original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, and indeed the ultimate source from which the others arise." Oh happy day.

Some of you here might defend the position by saying that Jesus Christ is worth more than a ---- dollars and deserves even more!

Well my friends, let me speak in your Christian language. What did Jesus say to the rich fellow who wanted to be Jesus's follower? "Otrok kola shay2in wa itba3ni", isn't that right? If so, Jesus does not care about all your money and gold, and even less about your cross of pride. This means that your cross is meaningless since he does not, I repeat, does NOT care about money or your one million dollar cross meaning a two wooden sticks would suffice.

But then again some of you might defend it by saying: But he had his feet washed by expensive ointments, and didn't mind it!

This is the verse you are talking about:

John 12, verse 3: "Then Mary took a pound [Greek, litra, about 12 ounces] of very costly oil of spikenard, [a precious oil, rose-red in color made from dried roots and oily stems of the spikenard plant, native to northern India, transported then and now in alabaster boxes to preserve the fragrance. Source: Zondervan's Pictorial Bible Dictionary, 1967 ed.] anointed the feet of Jesus and wiped His feet with her hair. And the house was filled with the fragrance of the oil"

verses 4-5:

"But one of His disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, who would betray Him said, "Why was this fragrant oil not sold for three hundred denarii [ the Greek equivalent of a worker's wages for about a year] and given to the poor?"

verses 6-8:

"This he said, not that he cared for the poor, but because he was a thief, and had the money box; and he used to take what was put in it. But Jesus said, "Let her alone; she has kept this for the day of My burial. . "For the poor you have with you always, but Me you do not have always."

As you can see, he said that the poor are going to stay here, while he is leaving for the heavens so he should be taken care of during his stay and do his bidding as dogs, right? Right, this reveals two things:1) He's an autistic bastard that wants as much attention as Justin Bieber jumping off a pebble by saying, and I quote, "For the poor you have with you always, but Me you do not have always." 2) He obviously didn't care about the mentioned poor and preferred being treated with temporary, unessential, and VERY expensive ointments (equal to a worker's wage for a year) over selling said ointment to help the poor, who at that time literally had NOTHING to eat. How humble and loving he is.

And since he "supposedly" flew into the sky in his spaceship, with him being a magician and a rocket scientist, and even a poet at that, we do no longer need to take care of his feet with ointments and tears. Speaking of washing feet, that is slavery at its best, not respect, but complete slavery, if you do not, you will be called a thief and be sent to the unforgiving flames of Hell for disobedience.

Concluding this point, he moved on with his rocket ship, meaning that you do not need to take care of his feet with the best of ointments nor your tears for his pleasure, oh no, what you have to do is actually help the needy instead of building huge crosses on every fucking mountain top you see.

Talking about this issue with some right-wing Christians, it has shown me that Christians only do well for their own sakes, not someone else's. They take care of the poor, feed the hungry, and help the needy only because they fear God and "eternal" banishment to Hell. They only do it due to fear of God, not out of the love of their hearts nor their genuine humanity, but due to fear. Is that how people are these days? Hiding behind a blanket of purity? I pity the human race a bunch of fools who are easily mislead at best. Asking them about their claim, "So, if Jesus never existed, would you not help the poor?" and then they started changing subjects.

All in all, this is pathetic. Building an ugly (did you even see the picture?) looking bare-wireframed cross for one million dollars instead of helping the poor. How Christian of you, this reminds me of the multi-million dollar Christmas decorations. Hell, it even reminds of the time when a church in the middle of Beirut wanted to build a higher top to compete with the Muslim mosque directly facing it.

Shu hal maskhara.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Anarchism

www.radical.org.uk/anarchism

Introduction to Anarchism.

R.I.P. Fans Piss Me Off

eah, it has finally reached the cap, after the incident where that fool called Rami Chemaly and Mohammad killed a family/Husband and Wife, whichever, while acting cool and being "maneyik" speeding in Egypt, the couple killed two innocent people who had nothing to do with it. And now the pathetic, retarded, and emotionally unstable Lebanese pieces of shit, I mean public, are now crying, acting as if they give a shit about anything, posting Ramy's pictures all over the fuck where, and being emotional "like yiii 7aram, 3a 2asses ana kint mihtame bil awal, bas yay ana cool" with their friends about the incident. AS IF THE FUCKER WAS A HERO or unsung martyr of whatever. But no, the truth is, my children, that the bastard was acting "abou raba, el manyak, w ekhid raba la Star Academy" (which I bet no one even watched it, and now act as if Star Academy means something).

So yeah, I was at work today and some bitch came over and said "3anjad 7aram, alllah yir7amo ma byistehal" AS IF THE FUCKER DID SOMETHING WORTHY FOR RESPECT, all the bastard did was kill two innocent people on their way home after a long day of hard work because of his bigotry, ignorance, and macho-ism with his bud whatever his name was.

And now, people on MSN are now.. "R.I.P. RAMMMYYYYYYY", and on FaceBook R.I.P. Ramy Chemaly, with the usual typical comments that are found on EVERY R.I.P. page on FaceBook "allah ysabir ahlak, allah yir7am trabak" or if one of those bitches wants to act cool he/she would copy-paste some text that he/she did not even read off Google and post it there, as if he/she did something, but how else can he/she act cool?

Pa-fucking-thetic, no MORE R.I.P. pages with random eople who do not even know the guy act as if they care and "like it" or "join" the page/group please. And if ANY of you comment stating that... "Oh my gawd, but like, I'm so cool, and I want to say that... HE WAS A HUMAN... Yeah, back to my make-up", then eat my fucking frozen diarrhea stick on a cob. Why? Well, did that fucking piece of shit HELP anyone? Did he achieve anything that would help mankind? Did he help the poor, the sick and the dying? And did you give a shit about that man who died today, or did you even give a shit about that person, a random person living on the streets who had no family or friends, (whom I sadly forgot his name, sorry he deserves a mention, that's the least I can do) who attempted to help a woman who was being raped/stabbed and was killed by the perpetrator while doing so? OF COURSE FUCKING NOT! Not even the 7 fuckers who were caught on cam who fucking passed him by, leaving him there bleeding on the sidewalk oblivious to any of the shit allowing him to bleed to death.

Edit: This is off http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=122305967813986 a group called... RAMY CEMALY U ARE OUR ANGEL,U WILL STAY IN OUR HEARTS

" R.I.P RAMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ramy will travel this week (most probably Wednesday) to Egypt and he will stay there around 2 weeks, where he should meet some people as well enjoy Egypt with Shukri...GoodBye Ramy, we will miss u !

All screaming your name but your not on stage anymore... ur walking the dark ath heading to the light infront of u... no, not the fame ... i mean heaven.. u see ur father waving at you welcoming you in his arms while ur leaving everyone else here leaving your memory to be held forever... Ramy Chemaly R.I.P. (F) (F)...we'll Never Forget You ♥



http://www.hawanafm.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=103%3A2010-07-08-16-20-50&catid=49%3A2010-06-29-02-42-55&Itemid=54

توفي نجم ستار اكاديمي 7 رامي شمالي بالقاهرة في حادث سير مروع والنجم محمود شكري في حالة خطرة ومن المتوقع نقله لألمانيا

صفحة رامي الشمالي و كل الاعضاء و الادرايين يتقدم بآحر التعازي لعائلة رامي شمالي ولكافة معجبيه وانا لله وانا اليه راجعون


تناقلت بعض القنوات والموقع خير مقتل النجم محمود شكري ولكننا علمنا بأنه على قيد الحياة وقد أصيب بكسر خطير في أرجله

نسأل الله أن يشفي محمود وكل صلواتنا ودعواتنا بالشفاء العاجل له "

Oh my fucking lord, that's pathetic, disgusting, and humiliating not to Ramy, but to the two innocent victims who died due to his and his bud's bigotry. The fucking cunts did not even mention the two victims who died horribly in the accident, but mentioned "our angel Ramy Chemaly", I have not yet (sadly) seen a page about the two victims, nor have I seen anyone mention them. All I see are people mourning Ramy as if he was a victim of some crime, well folks, it's the other way around. Should he and his bud not have been speeding in order to look cool, two people would have been still alive eating, having fun, and able to talk. Speaking of which, has anyone of you seen the cars?

Ramy's car:
Ramy and Mohammad's car


Victims' Car:
Victims' car


This needs no expert to see that Ramy and his bud were driving very slow, but the slow collision resulted in the MASSIVE defamation of the cars. /sarcasm Ramy and bud were apparently speeding when they collided, seeing as the yellow car was 'pancaked' and the red car was turned into a Smart. THAT is how much they were speeding, and now of course you have heard about the Lebanese' expert opinion on the matter about how the victims collided into Ramy, how Ramy was the victim, how Ramy lost his grip on the car (HE WAS SPEEDING, no shit?), how he was not driving, how he was driving, how the car's axis broke off, how car FLEW UP and somehow landed on the yellow car, how it was done by assassins (yes, I really heard that, heh), and etc.. etc.. etc.. What is plausible and can be seen in the picture is the red car colliding sideways into the yellow car (which perhaps led the yellow car to fly). You can practically see "pieces" and remains of the two victims of the yellow car left on the side of the road, while the Ramy's body was taken carefully, as a martyr, and as a royal person to the hospital.

EDIT 2: Check the comments on the yellow car (victims' car):

"Suzy Hanna
ya 3adraaaa:S:S:S OMG :O :'( sabaya w shabeb 3am birou7ooo:'( alla ysabir ahloun:S w mahmoud nshala y2oum bel saleme:S:S salilo ya RAMY♥ :S"

"Mirella Yaghi
ufffffffffffffffff ya 3adraaaaaaaaaaaa chou hal 7adiiiissssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! Alla yer7amak ya Ramy"

"Tina Bartaa
ohhh my guddddddddddddddddddd :O:O "

"Carole El Hage
ya 3adra chou hida walla alla ye7mi lkel w ywa3e cha3eb ba2a li ma 3am ya3ref sala salo ta alla yetala3 fina w yer7am kelli ra7o RIP rami"

"OMG!!! what a speed!!! May god forgive him and may his soul RIP..."

"Nicole Chahine
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ya 3adraaaaaaaaaaaa!! R.I.P Ramy :("

... They did not even mention the two victims, all they did was mourn Ramy who had CAUSED the accident with his bud leading to all this chaos. They even have Ramy's pictures as avatars. I mean fuck you God, why don't you just exterminate them all? The caption of the yellow car's picture was السيارة التي اصطدم بها رامي الشمال

PS: If I die and lead to innocent deaths, I'd like you ALL to do the same I did to Ramy and his bud, I want no remorse, no sorries, nothing.

Toy Guns?

I recently saw a 4 year old kid waving a toy gun and pretending to shoot at people and such, and then it hit me. Why do you give a kid a gun? Do you think those guns given to kids are toys? Who the hell gives a child a gun, an object that kills, a representation of death, even if they are "toys", can you justify handing a child a gun that should not even be shown to kids in the first place? And yet, you complain about violence and create the "jil el fesid" expression. We have moved on from dolls and toy horses to pistols, grenades, and toy soldiers. Fucked up shit in a fucked up world.

So what, you say? Well, it is all nice and fine until you see your kids imitating soldiers by pretending to shoot at people, get their first army uniform, play with toy soldiers, and "play" with their friends. I mean fuck, think of it, is giving a child a gun logical? Even if it is a damn "toy", it is still a gun, still described as a gun, still looks like a gun, and still has the impression of a gun. Let's check this example: Would you give your kid a sex doll? No? But wait! It's a toy... Yes, that's how much sense it makes when you give a child a gun. You people are pathetic, you do not allow your kid to watch movies containing "foul language, blood, drugs, and whatever, but you allow him to play with guns, fucking up his mind more than anything else. You are introducing him to violence and death at an early stage of his life. I mean fucking hell, since when is seeing kids with guns acceptable? What the fuck have we come to?

"Aha aha aha, let's fuck up the society for some more cash to fuel our greed"... This shows how Capitalists exploit EVERY FUCKING THING in order to squeeze the last ounce of cash from the ignorant consumers who buy their shit blindly. They turn guns into toys, armies into to soldiers, forests into lumber, mountains into pebbles, shorelines and beaches into tourist traps, and even the god damned "motor" into a fully fledged monopoly of competing Capitalists who give a shit about money more than people.



"Yo2borné shou leb2itlo badlit el jesh!" - Mom to her young son.
"Shou sar 3lé la yfout bil jesh!?" - Mom to her grown son who died in the army.


And no, I DO NOT want the government to ban ANYTHING, what I want is more social awareness. Oh and speaking of government bans, have you heard about the coming Smoking Ban? Let the fuckers fix our toilets and electricity and THEN think of restricting us from shit.